All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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