I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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