fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Randomize
