i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
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