i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Randomize
