im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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