they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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