The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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