does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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