So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I need a hoe opinion
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