A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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