Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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