This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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