This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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