the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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