so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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