under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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