it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
