I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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