Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
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