quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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