I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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