they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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