I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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