Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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