You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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