Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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