I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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