the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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