i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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