Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
that's an acceptable place to lick
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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