9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Randomize
