Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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