And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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