put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Pi�atas plus fireworks don't mix well
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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