Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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