Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
