We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
It was confusing and full of hummus
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
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