is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
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