i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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