I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
My feet surprised me
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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