You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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