talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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