Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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