He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
