Sponge bath it is.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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