Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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