Fine. I'll sleep in my office
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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