Its about making memories worth repressing
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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