what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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